plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

(Reblogged from discidium-virtutis)
emimichelle:

a little comic.

emimichelle:

a little comic.

(Reblogged from randomroses21)
tavybby:

he saw the opportunity and took it

tavybby:

he saw the opportunity and took it

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Reblogged from randomroses21)

ryo-maybe:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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you show ‘em, kiddo

(Source: meidosuji)

(Reblogged from randomroses21)

wessasaurus-rex:

dragon-of-the-stars:

plantdragon:

fireandshellamari:

Dragon daddy who loves his baby.

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I melted

Aw

(Reblogged from mmaslanys)

mmaslanys:

thecutestofthecute:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

hexiva
(Reblogged from mmaslanys)
(Reblogged from sextronautt)

joydivsion:

some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna

(Reblogged from sextronautt)
hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

(Reblogged from sextronautt)
(Reblogged from shouldnt)