reblog if you’re a milf

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  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

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vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

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throughyellowlights:

They’re living the dream. 

(Source: Gawker)

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babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful

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skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

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(Source: mohawklliam)

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fartgallery:

forcibly removed from the grocery store for standing in the dairy aisle and saying “buying some milk today? calci-yum!” to all the customers

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